Thursday, April 29, 2010

things that can happen at the supermarket.

As Holly was walking down the beauty aisle of the supermarket looking at the shampoos there was a guy, about thirty years old, named Greg. Holly didn't know his name was Greg, but it was. Greg was sniffing at different Lynx bottles, just as Holly innocently walked past... BAM! Greg grabbed a can and sprayed it in her face. As Holly rubbed her eyes, Greg said "OH MY GOSH, I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER." Actually he didn't say that, he said "How do you like the smell of this one?" Holly could barely concentration on where she was walking let alone the fragrance of some guy's Lynx. "It smells 'great.'" She lied, her eyes watering. Greg then pat her on the back and walked away putting the Lynx can in his trolley.

Holly entered the dairy aisle of the supermarket, and picked up a carton of skim milk (because she loves it) and then put it in the trolley. Holly noticed that her mother had put in multiple boxes of chocolate, packets of chips, bottles of fizzy drinks and packets of lollies. Holly's mother isn't usually the type to buy all this kind of food, Holly's mother would usually buy food like whole grain pasta and snow peas. Holly leaned in to the trolley to dig around and see what else was in there Holly said "Gee Mum, are we having a party or something?!" All of a sudden there was a weird man, a weird weird man, came up to her, the man was Greg! Greg gave Holly daggers and started walking towards her she grabbed the handles of the trolley and started to pull it away from him.
He started to mumble something, the mumble sounded like "*mumble mumble* You're *mumble mumble* name *mumble mumble* is *mumble mumble* Holly." This freaked her out, how did this weird spray-a-girl-in-the-face-guy know her name? Holly turned around still holding onto the trolley and frantically speed walked down the aisle and the man continued to mumble walking after her. Holly was desperate to find her mum to get this weird pedo away from her. The man mumbled once again, but then Holly realised he was saying "*mumble mumble* That *mumble mumble* is *mumble mumble* my *mumble mumble*trolley" Holly looked over and saw her mum, her mum was holding a trolley too this made Holly realise she had stolen Greg's trolley. Holly took the milk carton out of Greg's trolley and legged it.

Just shows that interesting and embarrassing things can happen to you anywhere.

... and who would've known that "You're name is Holly" slightly rhymes with "That is my trolley"

adios and remember.. racsacadam <3

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