As Holly was walking down the beauty aisle of the supermarket looking at the shampoos there was a guy, about thirty years old, named Greg. Holly didn't know his name was Greg, but it was. Greg was sniffing at different Lynx bottles, just as Holly innocently walked past... BAM! Greg grabbed a can and sprayed it in her face. As Holly rubbed her eyes, Greg said "OH MY GOSH, I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER." Actually he didn't say that, he said "How do you like the smell of this one?" Holly could barely concentration on where she was walking let alone the fragrance of some guy's Lynx. "It smells 'great.'" She lied, her eyes watering. Greg then pat her on the back and walked away putting the Lynx can in his trolley.
Holly entered the dairy aisle of the supermarket, and picked up a carton of skim milk (because she loves it) and then put it in the trolley. Holly noticed that her mother had put in multiple boxes of chocolate, packets of chips, bottles of fizzy drinks and packets of lollies. Holly's mother isn't usually the type to buy all this kind of food, Holly's mother would usually buy food like whole grain pasta and snow peas. Holly leaned in to the trolley to dig around and see what else was in there Holly said "Gee Mum, are we having a party or something?!" All of a sudden there was a weird man, a weird weird man, came up to her, the man was Greg! Greg gave Holly daggers and started walking towards her she grabbed the handles of the trolley and started to pull it away from him.
He started to mumble something, the mumble sounded like "*mumble mumble* You're *mumble mumble* name *mumble mumble* is *mumble mumble* Holly." This freaked her out, how did this weird spray-a-girl-in-the-face-guy know her name? Holly turned around still holding onto the trolley and frantically speed walked down the aisle and the man continued to mumble walking after her. Holly was desperate to find her mum to get this weird pedo away from her. The man mumbled once again, but then Holly realised he was saying "*mumble mumble* That *mumble mumble* is *mumble mumble* my *mumble mumble*trolley" Holly looked over and saw her mum, her mum was holding a trolley too this made Holly realise she had stolen Greg's trolley. Holly took the milk carton out of Greg's trolley and legged it.
Just shows that interesting and embarrassing things can happen to you anywhere.
... and who would've known that "You're name is Holly" slightly rhymes with "That is my trolley"
adios and remember.. racsacadam <3
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
S-s-suppp
So a new blog?
This is exciting, first ever RANGASIAN blog. See the thing with writing a blog that we've noticed is that, if you're not funny or interesting in the first line, NO ONE will read your posts.
So we guess being on our third line, we better say something witty, right?
GINGERS HAVE A SOUL.
Okay, maybe not that witty and clever, AND it's a lie.
GINGERS DO NOT HAVE A SOUL
Now RANGASIAN IS fifty perfect Ranga, so we shouldn't be dissing them. To all Gingas', Rangas, Carrot tops, Red Heads, etc.
The reason they don't have a soul is quite obviously...
THEY SOLD THEM TO MILLHOUSE.
So all you rangas out there, if anyone asks you if you have a soul, say exactly that.
Anyway so we don't sound like offensive bloggers we'll diss the other fifty percent.
Being Asian isn't all that great. Yes we may be leaders of the world in breeding terms, but are we that great in Australia? Not trying to diss the Fobby Bobbys out there but they are raiding Australia. However Katherine loves their Asian accent on English words.
Katherine is Asian and honestly she loves being Asian, despite the MUST HAVE A'S and staying home all day.
She never gets teased, though maybe that's because she doesn't look Asian at all.
People usually ask her, "Are you really FULL Vietnamese?" and she screams at them in Viet or in English. She's suppose to have resolved what she's saying, and what she is saying isn't making any sense at all so she'll stop... Soon.
You know how gwe lo's go to Asians pull their eyes and say "CHING CHONG CHANG" or whatever? Just say, "What you said aren't words you idiot, more like some dodgy ringtone." Then swear to them in your language =]
Anyway, we've had our winge about backgrounds and genes, so we'll go on with talking aboiut other random topics. Just another thing before we continue, we dont diss, we talk about things about ourselves, but you see.. Nothing can really offend us, we try to find the funny side on things like harsh comments at the lockers, or physical bullying like... 'grape throwing.' You see at the time, Holly was devo that someone threw yummy fruit at her because of her hair colour.. Who would have thought she'd be bloggin' about it with a smile on her face just a couple of months later :D
So, there is Holly;
She's your typical ranga: she has very orange hair, she's pale but likes it that way, she has freckles. And Katherine thinks that everything about her looks are adorable. From her front fringe to her dimples. She has a crazy nature, and an absolute psycho and will laugh about anything. She has a peculiar laugh, but that's how she is. She's a pick-me-up every single day if you're down. Her hug and big smile can lift your spirits to your highest point.
written by Katherine.
And there is Katherine;
In everyone's eyes she is a sexy lady and she's adorable in a 'tilts head' kinda way, shes so easy to talk to and you really can trust her 100%. She is really special and can get really hyper, like craaaazzy style. One time we were doing our thing, searching through K-mart trying on makeup and looking at toys. She was looking at pram and told Holly that she should wear it to Sports Day. Another time was when her mum ('meh' in Vietnamese) and Holly was making faces and then Katherine made a face. The face was like nothing anyone had ever seen. It was fear, pain and laugther in one quick glimpse, of course Holly asked to take a photo of this horrid mystery but noooooo that face is a once in a life time thing... Anyway, she can be pre' crazy, shes kinda like the responsible one of the group... Group of two.
If there was one word for Kath, it would be obese. LOOOOLLLL no absolutely not, that's another untold story but it will soon be revealed...
Signing off, and remember, Racsagadam.
This is exciting, first ever RANGASIAN blog. See the thing with writing a blog that we've noticed is that, if you're not funny or interesting in the first line, NO ONE will read your posts.
So we guess being on our third line, we better say something witty, right?
GINGERS HAVE A SOUL.
Okay, maybe not that witty and clever, AND it's a lie.
GINGERS DO NOT HAVE A SOUL
Now RANGASIAN IS fifty perfect Ranga, so we shouldn't be dissing them. To all Gingas', Rangas, Carrot tops, Red Heads, etc.
The reason they don't have a soul is quite obviously...
THEY SOLD THEM TO MILLHOUSE.
So all you rangas out there, if anyone asks you if you have a soul, say exactly that.
Anyway so we don't sound like offensive bloggers we'll diss the other fifty percent.
Being Asian isn't all that great. Yes we may be leaders of the world in breeding terms, but are we that great in Australia? Not trying to diss the Fobby Bobbys out there but they are raiding Australia. However Katherine loves their Asian accent on English words.
Katherine is Asian and honestly she loves being Asian, despite the MUST HAVE A'S and staying home all day.
She never gets teased, though maybe that's because she doesn't look Asian at all.
People usually ask her, "Are you really FULL Vietnamese?" and she screams at them in Viet or in English. She's suppose to have resolved what she's saying, and what she is saying isn't making any sense at all so she'll stop... Soon.
You know how gwe lo's go to Asians pull their eyes and say "CHING CHONG CHANG" or whatever? Just say, "What you said aren't words you idiot, more like some dodgy ringtone." Then swear to them in your language =]
Anyway, we've had our winge about backgrounds and genes, so we'll go on with talking aboiut other random topics. Just another thing before we continue, we dont diss, we talk about things about ourselves, but you see.. Nothing can really offend us, we try to find the funny side on things like harsh comments at the lockers, or physical bullying like... 'grape throwing.' You see at the time, Holly was devo that someone threw yummy fruit at her because of her hair colour.. Who would have thought she'd be bloggin' about it with a smile on her face just a couple of months later :D
So, there is Holly;
She's your typical ranga: she has very orange hair, she's pale but likes it that way, she has freckles. And Katherine thinks that everything about her looks are adorable. From her front fringe to her dimples. She has a crazy nature, and an absolute psycho and will laugh about anything. She has a peculiar laugh, but that's how she is. She's a pick-me-up every single day if you're down. Her hug and big smile can lift your spirits to your highest point.
written by Katherine.
And there is Katherine;
In everyone's eyes she is a sexy lady and she's adorable in a 'tilts head' kinda way, shes so easy to talk to and you really can trust her 100%. She is really special and can get really hyper, like craaaazzy style. One time we were doing our thing, searching through K-mart trying on makeup and looking at toys. She was looking at pram and told Holly that she should wear it to Sports Day. Another time was when her mum ('meh' in Vietnamese) and Holly was making faces and then Katherine made a face. The face was like nothing anyone had ever seen. It was fear, pain and laugther in one quick glimpse, of course Holly asked to take a photo of this horrid mystery but noooooo that face is a once in a life time thing... Anyway, she can be pre' crazy, shes kinda like the responsible one of the group... Group of two.
If there was one word for Kath, it would be obese. LOOOOLLLL no absolutely not, that's another untold story but it will soon be revealed...
Signing off, and remember, Racsagadam.
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